От къде идват имената на колите - съкращения

ACURA – A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AUDI – Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW – Bavarian Money Waster, Biggest Metal Waste, Bring More Women

CADILLAC – Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions, Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling

CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHRYSLER – Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO – Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE – Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater, Dear Old Dad’s Garbage Engine,
FERRARI – Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIAT – Fix it again, Tony!, Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
FORD – Fix Or Repair Daily, Found On Road Draggin, First On Repair Day, Found On Road Dead
FORD MUSTANG – Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
GM – General Maintenance, Generally Malfunctions, Genital Motors
GMC – Getting Mostly Crap, Generally Makes Clouds, Greatest Mistake Created, Get More Cash!
HONDA – Had One, Never Did Again,
HUMMER – Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable, Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
Jeep -Just Empty Every Pocket, Just Expect Every Problem, Just Eats Every Penny,
Jaguar – Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Kia – Keep It Away! Killed In Action
LOTUS – Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Maserati – Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MAZDA -Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
MERCEDES -My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
OPEL – Old People Enjoying Life
PONTIAC – Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
PORSCHE – PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN’T HELP EVERYTHING, Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
SAAB -Some Ass Actually Boughtit! Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown, Stop Asking About Brakes!
SUBARU – Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
TOYOTA – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless

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